Topic: Aviation

“You Sound Like a Pervert”—Getting Lucky With Meatybob

The student grabbed the joystick bolted between her legs and took control of the training helicopter. “Some pilots are naturals,” the instructor said. “You aren’t.”

Baseball Games in Tokyo and a White House Tour—“I Bet It Never Smells Like Fart in There”

When the Secret Service let a member of the Air Force into the vice president’s vehicle, he thought to himself, “I bet it never smells like fart in there.”