Topic: Aviation

Baseball Games in Tokyo and a White House Tour—“I Bet It Never Smells Like Fart in There”
When the Secret Service let a member of the Air Force into the vice president’s vehicle, he thought to himself, “I bet it never smells like fart in there.”

“You Sound Like a Pervert”—Getting Lucky With Meatybob
The student grabbed the joystick bolted between her legs and took control of the training helicopter. “Some pilots are naturals,” the instructor said. “You aren’t.”